Patrick Kane describes Jonathan Toews’ driving.
AHAHAHA WON’T EVER NOT LAUGH
THEYRE FUCKING MARRIED
They complain about each other like an old married couple. It’s adorable.
And it’s actually married couple complaints (driving and toilet seat):
From this article:
5 Gadgets that Can Save Your Marriage
Use technology to avoid marital conflict
"How often do you argue with your spouse about driving, the television being too loud, their snoring, the toilet seat being left up, or needing to remind them repeatedly about social engagements? Some gadgets and technologies can help prevent arguments with your spouse!"
1. Problem: Complaints about Leaving the Toilet Seat Up
3. Problem: Complaints about Driving
AND OMG THE OTHER COMPLAINTS FIT, TOO!
2. Problem: Complaints about Forgetting Social and Other Engagements
(Running late is close enough to forgetting for my purposes…)
And Toews’ date for the evening, linemate Patrick Kane, was running late.
"He’s late, but he’s not usually this late," Toews said. "He is taking it way too far. He probably went out to lunch or something."
4. Problem: Complaints about the TV Blaring
(I’m going to include TV-related complaints…)
Kane: “He has a tough time giving up the remote, which I hate.” (x)
5. Problem: Complaints about Snoring
(Breathing, snoring - same thing…)
Kane: “He breathes heavy.” (x)
TL;DR… Kane and Toews are married.